Phew… after a chain of self deprecating cynicism of indecisiveness, I’ve finally *I think* concluded – settled and content.

Frustration
My mobile phone was brutally assaulted and taken as a pretend tennis ball by my 3year old son. So temporarily, I resumed on whatever that we have in our storeroom, a pioneer generation black-and-white 4cmx 2cm screen mobile phone *yea, wow gigantic screen* Too much inconvenience caused as it does not chew on MMS what more 3G or GPS. Missing out months of life…

To Do List
Sarah, to get a temporary mobile phone while waiting for iPhone 4 WHITE to land on mother earth *herein refers to Malaysia*. I have a thing for white phones. I have a thing for many things on earth – that’s the culprit that makes me a shopaholic, not me. Apologetically, well… it has nevertheless proven itself efficaciously helpful in spicing up a stay-at-home mom daily routine afterall. Big ♥ loving hug to shopping per se.

Results
She did get a new temporary mobile phone. It’s a touch screen and most importantly it’s clean white. That’s the criteria she mentioned when asked by the shop promoter. It’s one handy GenoA. She loves it, she bling-ed it…. and she hopes to keep it till she retires as long as her son stays away from her phone.

Incidental Results
1. Incidentally, to a ludicrous degree, a few days later, she has bought an additional phone which is a Blackberry just because it’s white too?? What on earth is a stay-at-home mom doing with two mobiles in her menial job??? Err… one is for ordering fresh fish from the market and the other is for laundry calls?? LOL… I really have no idea, LOL. Sarah and her financial faux pas. Haiz.

2. She has also registered a sub-line *God knows the reason* coz she wished to keep both the phones?? This is intricately confusing even to the extent of writing about it now….

3. Then her dear hubby boomed “I don’t like both your numbers. They’re so hard to even remember.” Aren’t he going to boingboing on what the heck am I doing with two lines rather than not liking all the numbers?? *scratching my head* LoL.

*whispering… it’s confirmed and affirmed, we’re definitely a pair of UFO paranoia aliens living under this roof. Bwahahaha* With his usual irreverent perverse unwelcome highlights yet perceptive and caustic at times *or perhaps all the time*, Sarah changed both her line numbers undoubtedly and instantaneously.

What a foibles of exasperation by the absolute absurdity over mobiles and numbers… why are those trivial matters so important Sarah dear?? Since when?? Gosh… since momhood took over??

Process of ageing… I guess. It does the same to men too. Just like my hubby, he and his obstinate persistent in waiting in his car at a shady spot. So, to get in the car, one has to walk a full l-o-n-g kilometer in hot scorching sun before one can finally reach the car. It’s not so much a fuss about getting in a hot steamy baked car, but to my dearest boss whom I submit to, it’s all about preserving his car shiny coat of paint. Yikes! And every time he changed his car, the wife and son have to walk two more kilometers before we can reach the car. LOL…

Smartphones vs Stay-at-Home Mom… Where’s The Link??
He asked himself why he is giving a stay-at-home mom a smartphone?? Any reason besides the blunt nonsense of online shopping and facebooking.

So, these are the reasons I gave.

1. A smartphone sink in very well with a smart stay-at-home mom like me, LOL.

2. Internet is my heart beat… I depend on it alot, he knows that.

3. He knows too that filing paperwork freaks me out *though this home secretary keep things impressively organised * With that, email is like my letter box. Thankfully, a smartphone helps configurate the entire billing chunk right to my finger tips. Blackberry has a safer email security as it has its own server portal.

4. Snap-and-email/MMS is also my skills, lol. He takes great pleasure in all my MMS of my son at home just so that he is rest assured that his wife is performing her housewife duties at that very moment and not somewhere in the mall.

5. My hobby evolves around the internet. Writing, reading and blogging - just to keep my brain working. I no longer have to succumb myself to the 3.8kg *or is it 10kg??* laptop wherever I go, though laptop is still pretty much my oxygen coz no way I can type my entire post on any smartphone *this portion serves nothing more than an exclusion clause for possible future submission of an invoice for a super lightweight netbook, bwahahaha*.

6. Must there be a substantiate reason for buying a smartphone??? :/ … and I enjoy online shopping and facebooking.

So did he buy my reasons?

It’s a Friday!! Harness all your might to enjoy it… ♥

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