IF Only We Have ALL The Help We Need

As I’m typing this post, facing me on the dining table is a small stack of magazines waving to me. When was the last time you get to flip those magazines page just for leisure? Well, on the other corner standing tall is a box of Chinese New Year love letters which I just bought yesterday at a painful price of MYR46, though at a discount. Also, leaning next to it is my son’s favorite Jacob’s Cream Crackers. These are usually not visible on my dining. But as we slack a little, we allow petty stuff to climb it’s way up to contemptuous bottle neck. Here is a list of things I wish to do but never get to do it so far. I wouldn’t say they are the brought forward resolutions from stale years but more of a wonderland thing. Sometimes by just listing down the empty spots of life helps dissipates the scornful mockery of restlessness. 1. Hire a Housekeeping Chief so I do not have to live my days with house chores-shock. 2. Hire a 9-5 Babysitter at home so I can still have a decent close chats with my son and 5-more-minutes longer for makeup and more ’space’ for nonsense writing 3. Hire an Inhouse Chef cum Nutritionist so I do not have to worry about where to dine. Less being haunt by guilt of not cooking, at least a decent home cooked food for my 3year old. 4. Hire a Driver to chauffeur my 3year old to his preschool, on time, at least for once. 5. Hire a marriage savior, Gym Instructor so I don’t get my head to toe dragged down by the gravity. 6. Hire a Home Boy (the Office Boy version) to run the errands of paying the non-acceptance of standing-instruction Water Bills, the 2weeks expiry date of groceries and plenty of low-cholesterol eggs. Are they really as healthy as they claimed for consumption? Oh, please help me pay more attention to my very much abandoned letter box! If my hubby read this list, that is if he ever read a blog, he’s sure to say, “Wa… I’m not David Beckham.” LoL… So…….. what’s left for me? 1. More time for slower pace breathing. 2. More time to appreciate the morning dew. 3. More time to research on asian market botox and collagen supplement. LoL… 4. More time to surf-and-shop. 5. More time to chat with all my housewife’s friends who share the same life of momhood devoid of luxury. 6. More time to read all the advance purchases from Amazons. Oh, I’m fictions allergic. LoL… 7. More time to plan for a smoother sail in domestic affair. 8. More time to learn up the 100 kinship terminology before every Chinese New Year. 9. More time to read on how to pray His Words. 10. More time to watch Hallmark movies though I’m not much of a tv person. Last but not least, more time to look for more reasons of not having to work. LOL… Naw, I do miss the pay checks though. Anyway, the kinks of working life is far better than the impeding freedom of momhood. I wonder how many digits is required to be able to afford to hire the above wonderland list. Well, my next page tab reads JobStreet.com. Will I be lucky to land on another heavenly job this time?? Lesson Learned: My hubby nagged me for the MYR46 Chinese New Year love letters cookies. Next year, buy MORE to magnetise his attention to me again else he’ll be so into his new looks.